Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where all houses must be built in the likeness of Donald Trump! That’s right, build your very own Trump Tower complete with gold-plated everything and a combover roof that will make your neighbors jealous.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.

So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
Holy Grails Found: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY