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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6042 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 487 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Crops Grown: | 5992 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
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