so like, this server is so safe, even trump would feel secure here! like, we had to boost security because iran was tryna take him out in minecraft, can u believe it? but like, don’t worry, we got his back. come join our server and be protected from all the crazy plots out there. plus, we have the best parties, like, way better than the white house. join now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
Magic Items Found: 6360 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Runes Activated: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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