TrumpAbandonsAlliesEU | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyThiefShame

Accountability, California laws, Christian beliefs, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyThiefShame, Ethics, friendship, Honesty, justification, morality, premarital sex, relationships, Shoplifting, social contracts, Support, theft, Understanding, VALUES, white privilege

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable decisions!

We have a community of players who are experts in the art of getting away with mischief, just like our friend from California who loves to shoplift for fun. Who needs to follow the rules when you can bend them to your will?

And if you’re looking for love, our server is the perfect place to find someone who appreciates a good rebel. Just like our friend’s crush who broke off contact when she found out about the shoplifting. But hey, who needs someone who can’t handle a little risk-taking, am I right?

Join us and learn valuable life lessons, like how to keep things to yourself and lie more effectively. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can embrace your wild side and let your creativity run wild.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even find a partner in crime who shares your love for breaking the rules.

StarvingSMP: NoTofuPlz

culinary dislikes, culinary preferences, diet choices, dietary restrictions, emergency situations, exotic cuisine, extreme circumstances, extreme hunger, Food, food aversions, food phobias, gross foods, Hunger, limited options, never eat, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, STARVING, StarvingSMP, Survival, taboo foods, unusual delicacies

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4838
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	265	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular food when you have those, am I right? And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Bob. I know, crazy right? So come join us and let’s conquer this world together, because why eat regular food when you can feast on enchanted golden apples all day long, amirite? #MinecraftSMPGoals #BobTheMagicalPigFTW 😂🐷🍎💎🔥🌌🚀

CraftyUkrainians

Awareness, Bravery, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, eastern europe, Hardship, Humanity, international community, Invasion, Life, occupation, perspective, reddit, resilience, Russian Invasion, solidarity, Struggle, Support, Survival, ukrainians, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Russian invasions in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally fight back against those pesky invaders in a virtual world! Build your own Ukrainian stronghold, gather resources to fend off the enemy, and show those Russians who’s boss! Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with hidden treasures and a never-ending supply of borscht. Join now and let’s make Ukraine great again, one block at a time!

RentSeeker Minecraft Server

Asia, Diplomacy, economic power, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, hegemony, influence, international community, international relations, LANDLORD, Minecraft, Perception, power dynamics, regional dynamics, Rent, RentSeeker, Server, Singapore, Southeast Asia, SUPERPOWER, U.S

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA CRAZIEST SHIZZ GOIN ON! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AND CREEPERS DANCIN! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

DIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH A SQUID!

PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE U CAN FIND DIAMONDS AND GOLD GALORE! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

PutinCraft2020

Alliance, Ally, America, controversial, cooperation, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Politics, Presidency, putin, Putin’s Russia, PutinCraft2020, russia, trump, Trump administration, united states, world news

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3523	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	215
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

join our minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have dragons that shoot out rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop out diamonds.

build your own castle made out of marshmallows and defend it from a horde of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the server.

explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and oceans of soda pop.

team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle.

come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

StressBrain AutoPilot

Autopilot, autopilot mode, behavior patterns, brain activity, brain function, brain pathways, chronic stress, cognitive function, Decision making, habitual behaviors, mental health, mouse studies, nerve cells, neuroscience, stress effects, stress effects on brain, stress impact, Stress Management, stress research, stress response, StressBrain, thoughtful choices

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! Ever feel like your brain is on autopilot and you just can’t make a good decision to save your life? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft server where chronic stress is the name of the game! Our nerve-cell ‘highways’ will have you feeling like you’re on a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles.

Forget thoughtful choices, we want you to embrace your inner crazy and let loose on our server. Who needs rational decision-making when you can just go with the flow and see where the stress takes you?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride on the most chaotic Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new side of yourself you never knew existed! Let the stress take over and let’s get this party started!

What is the IP for Bandai Namco Entertainment Minecraft Server?

10th anniversary, 876, 876TV, Anime, Bandai, bandainamco, Bannam, BNE, dokkan battle, dragon ball, dragon ball z, Entertainment, Game, goku, Minecraft, Namco, puzzle, Server, バンダイナムコ, バンダイナムコエンターテインメント, バンナム, バンナムTV

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Buildings Constructed:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	999	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Bandai Namco Entertainment is a leading Japanese multinational video game developer and publisher. Founded in 1955 as Namco, the company merged with Bandai in 2005 to create the current entity. Known for popular franchises such as Pac-Man, Tekken, and Dark Souls, Bandai Namco is renowned for its quality and innovation in the gaming industry. With a wide range of titles spanning various genres and platforms, the company continues to create immersive and entertaining experiences for gamers worldwide.

Ethereal Sky Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, BE, be up your butt, be up your butt bro, be up your butt bro homo, Bro, butt, Ethereal, homo, I’ll be up your butt, I’ll be up your butt bro, I’ll be up your butt bro homo, I’ll be up your butt homo, Realms, SKY, up, up your butt, up your butt bro, up your butt bro homo, your butt, your butt bro

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	369381	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	9705	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled universe where unicorns fart glitter and creepers wear tutus.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until you pee your pants.

We’ve got custom mods that will make your brain explode with excitement and mini-games that will make you scream “I’ll be up your butt bro, homo” in the chat.

So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, am I right?

WeddingBlock Minecraft Server

Abuse, anxiety, avoidance, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, Family issues, ghosting, mental health, Minecraft, RSVP, self-care, Server, sibling abuse, sibling relationships, toxic relationships, Wedding, wedding invitations, WeddingBlock

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9777
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and ghosting drama in real life by building your dream world block by block!

Join us if you want to avoid awkward family gatherings like weddings and RSVPs – we won’t force you to attend any in-game events!

Our server is the perfect place to practice your avoidance skills and build epic structures to hide from your family drama. Plus, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to be a part of your virtual life.

So, if you’re looking for a place to ghost without guilt, join our server now and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs family drama when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

BroBroGriefGone2soon

acceptance, Boundaries, BroBroGriefGone2soon, brother-in-law, Communication, coping, death, emotions, family dynamics, Grief, healing, judgement, Loss, mourning, moving on, relationships, Respect, sister, Support, Timing, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	4191	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t find any backstabbing family members or scandalous love triangles like the one described above. Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law’s new girlfriend stealing your diamonds. So come on in and leave the real world behind – we promise it’s a lot less complicated in here!

Nitro Farm Fun!

agricultural innovation, agricultural practices, agricultural sustainability, Agricultural Technology, agriculture, China, crop production, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, Farm, farmland, Fun, Huang-Huai-Hai Region, land management, Nitro, nitrogen use efficiency, nutrient management, research, soil health, Sustainable development, sustainable farming, water quality

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11

So, liek, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da best farmland in da whole dang Huang-Huai-Hai Region, China! Our crops be growin’ so fast, it’s like magic! U gonna be rollin’ in dem diamonds in no time, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our research shows dat dis farmland also helps reduce dem environmental impacts, like whoa! We’re savin’ da planet, one block at a time. So come on down and join us for some epic adventures and sustainable agriculture, cuz why not? Let’s get diggin’!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, cherry blossom biome, Community Events, Conquest, Custom Enchants, Discord, electricity, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP battles, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.21
Features	Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

How do backpack upgrades work?

Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

What are custom enchantments?

Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

Can I automate tasks on the server?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ores Mined:	5350
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	123

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Votes:	6056
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Players:	106/700	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Votes:	9738
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4