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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3109 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!