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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Farms Harvested:	879
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Void Armor Forged:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

3 a.m., action, Anime, awkward situation, comedy, Decision making, FANTASY, fate, Fate/stay night: Heaven’s Feel, feel, funny, Gaming, heaven’s, humor, japanese, late night, meme, Minecraft, night, Otaku, role playing, romance, senpai, Server, stay, Supernatural, visual novel, Your balls on my hand

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, bitnet, Censorship, chatbot arena, deepseek, general, inference engines, japanese, language models, LMG, local ], local models, machine learning, meta fair, Minecraft, ministral, models, plamo, programming, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation, VRAM calculator

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Animals Bred:	194	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

animal, animalistic behavior, Crafty, critter, dark secrets, enigmatic past, forbidden desires, haunting memories, Hidden Powers, Human nature, identity crisis, inner beast, Minecraft, mysterious past, primal instincts, psychological thriller, Self Discovery, Server, shape shifter, Supernatural powers, surreal experience, transformation, untamed spirit, wild side

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Potions Brewed:	96
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5665
Emeralds Found:	6339	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

/Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic animals, Archive, artists, Beginners, booru, bump limit, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, Expansion, fat, female, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, phat flan, progress thread, Requests, Resources, shota, smp, Spam, spooky, weight gain

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the phat life with our Fat, Expansion & Edit DrawthreadPhat Flan edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans as we fulfill all your spooky fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed requests. Whether you want to see human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures blowing up like balloons, we’ve got you covered!

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

We’ve got more drama than a herd of Endermen fighting over a block of obsidian. Join Amaya Whisper, Bri At Cookiebox, Mom At Cookiebox, Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine for some seriously wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ores Mined:	1433	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	229
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

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SeeReax is a talented and versatile musician hailing from Los Angeles, California. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and pop influences, SeeReax creates captivating and innovative music that pushes boundaries and captivates listeners. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of genres and artists, SeeReax brings a fresh and original sound to the music scene. Keep an eye out for this rising star as they continue to make waves in the industry.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Animals Bred:	76	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Axisland Minecraft server

Anarchy, AxisLand, BUILD, Cheats, Competition, destroy, Development, Events, Fair Play, gameplay, Minecraft, penalties, Rewards, rules, Server, SURVIVE, toxic behavior, world

Axisland is a server where the main game mode is anarchy, offering complete freedom of action: build, destroy and survive without restrictions. However, despite the anarchy mode, there are basic rules that ensure fair play and comfort for all participants. Violating these rules, such as using cheats or toxic behavior, will result in penalties. In addition, the server regularly hosts unique events that add variety to the gameplay, offering players the opportunity to compete for rewards and influence the development of the world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Ores Mined:	8234	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old Anti-Spam systems? Well, look no further because our server has the most EPIC Anti-Spam system you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, even the creepers are jealous!

Join our server and experience a world where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into a thriller dance every time they see you! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Llama, who spits out fireballs instead of saliva. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more danger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	211
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

adorable, animal, Barnyard, cute, Entertainment, Farm, farm animal, funny, Goat, hilarious, humor, Internet Sensation, Livestock, meme, Minecraft, pet, Popular, smp, social media, THATS MY GOAT!, Video, viral

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3