True vanilla | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

TravelingTrollDen

Accommodation, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Expectations, family, INDEPENDENCE, Job, last minute, living situation, long-term stay, looking for apartment, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Traveling, TravelingTrollDen

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Towns Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Farms Harvested:	151	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Emeralds Found:	7125	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mines Excavated:	2599	Buildings Constructed:	33

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Emeralds Found:	5287	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	857	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	15

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets