True Smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ores Mined:	2308
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

New Minecraft Servers

New Hardware in 1 HOUR! AMD 7900x dedicated

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Information:

Version: 1.20.4 | Platform: Java | CPU: Ryzen 7 7900x RAM: 32GB | Location: United States | View Distance: 12

About:

We are a community centric survival world that strives to strike a balance between vanilla gameplay and multiplayer features that keep people around! That means keeping core features like griefing and open world PvP while allowing greater interactions with custom TP commands at limited scope. Staff Hiring:

Teamwork is key in building great servers, and we’re on the lookout for new team members! If you’re 16 or older and passionate about being part of this journey, open a ticket in 📩 staff-apps in discord to join our team.

Gameplay:

Vanilla as possible:

Nether roof is good to go and bedrock break all you want. Don’t even hesitate to make a stacking raid farm! Any vanilla farm you can dream up will work for us, and if there’s issues always hit up our #support ticket system. TnT and rail duping is good to go! We aim to add the best community features to the server to keep things interesting, while minimizing changes to classic MC gameplay like griefing and PvP. Hardware that screams:

With a 30 million block diameter world and allowing complex farms, we needed to go for the best hardware. Our Ryzen 7 keeps us going along with optimized settings to cut our lag in invisible places to our players. This allows us to support up to 50 concurrent players and still keep a minimum render distance of 10 chunks. On top of this space is saved over time with dead chunk culling every 2 weeks. Friendly staff:

Our staff team has gotten to know each other after many various server endeavors. They are experienced at what they do and we are always looking to take on great new individuals. We also believe we strike a great balance of allowing loose speech while still applying mutes and bans when things get out of hand, all in the judgement of our staff.

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Towns Built:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	924006	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6921
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	145	Divine Spears Created:	22

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Potions Brewed:	47	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2498	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	587368	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5845	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Emeralds Found:	153	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7417
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.