| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 7205 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Votes: | 7427 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 66 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5872 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3608 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 913255 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.
Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8490 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Votes: | 1361 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 6008 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2051 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4196 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?
BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1939 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3884 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Server | emerald.magmanode.com:31543 |
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| Discord | Join our Discord server |
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| Question | Answer |
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| Why are the servers sometimes slow? | The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan. |
| Are mods allowed on the server? | No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed. |
| Can I join the Discord server? | Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions. |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6299 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!
Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!
Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!
And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8867 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 302 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.
And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.
So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 573 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.
So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 3601 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 94 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 308 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8236 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 | Mines Excavated: | 1044 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4179 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!
We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.
And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.
• IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/
We hope to see you join our great community soon!
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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9707 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
We’ve got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Like, seriously, who needs real life when you can have a pet dragon in Minecraft?
And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, from massive PvP battles to treasure hunts that will have you digging for days. Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Just click that link and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7632 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
Join us and experience the freedom to choose your own path in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a giant chicken statue? Go for it! Feel like creating an underground lair filled with lava and traps? The choice is yours! Just like this player’s husband should be responsible for the ear piercings, you can take charge of your own adventures on our server.
Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join us and let your creativity run wild. And remember, on our server, you’re never obligated to clean up after anyone else’s messes (unless, of course, you want to). So come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 904 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 6958 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!
