| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8535 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
TropicaMT.serv.nu
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 3917 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2873 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2492 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1441 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 46168 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5268 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1135 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3788 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂
The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.
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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 2908 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 4879 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.
Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.
It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4705 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Votes: | 3737 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 34 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!
But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 413 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7014 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗
🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓
🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3202 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3054 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9256 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 74 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!
our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!
we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!
so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8540 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 499767 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 216 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4130 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 136 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.
And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2255 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7080 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.
Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1584 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?
With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?
So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9865 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 141 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!
And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
