TropesRUs Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you’ll be possessed by an ancient spirit who you have to share your body with. That’s right, you’ll have a ghostly roommate who will help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, dragons, and flying pigs. You’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic unicorn as you battle other players in epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Magic Items Found:	7030	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	60
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	2111

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Void Armor Forged:	28
Magic Items Found:	2518	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	279	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Potions Brewed:	159	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9383	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Villages Defended:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ores Mined:	3531
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ores Mined:	6423	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	740556	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	409
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8634	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Animals Bred:	182	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.