TrollCraft: Cyber Jihad Fail | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Echoing Realms 1.21

argue, argumentation, assertion, BELIEF, Benis, Contention, controversy, Conversation, debate, disagreement, discussion, Dispute, Echoing, fact, Listen, opinion, perspective, point of view, Realms, Statement, Truth, vageen

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Towns Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Why? Because you can put your benis in vageen and that’s that! Like, where else can you do that in Minecraft, huh? It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, come join us now!

SkiPatrolShowdown

#youtube, accident, care, colorado, Confrontation, Expert, family vacation, first time skiing, Florida, green trails, Mountain, overreacted, RECKLESS, Ski Patrol, ski patrol officers, skiing, SkiPatrolShowdown, Son, Support, Utah

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	62
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as that guy who crashed into my son on the slopes? Look no further! Our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and unexpected twists, just like that ski collision!

Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).

And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!

So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!

OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	6170	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9580	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Emeralds Found:	193	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	232341	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!

Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8685
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.

Ephemeral Beginnings 1.21.2

1.21.2, attraction, BEGINNINGS, breeding, Commitment, Competition, DATING, ephemeral, Evolution, Femininity, fidelity, genetic quality, genetics, love, Masculinity, MATE SELECTION, monogamy, natural selection, Partnership, relationships, Reproduction, selection

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, forget about monogamy, bro! It’s so last season. On this server, we’re all about that polygamy life. Why settle for just one player when you can have a whole harem of gamers to play with? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a squad of dudes with superior genetics to breed with? It’s like survival of the fittest, Minecraft edition. Join us and level up your love life game, because there’s always a better man waiting for you on our server. Let’s get breeding, baby!

HookupHotelPayFail

accommodation costs, boundary setting, Communication Issues, financial fairness, friendship boundaries, friendship drama, group dynamics, group holidays, holiday accommodations, holiday drama, holiday expenses, holiday planning, hookup etiquette, HookupHotelPayFail, splitting expenses, travel expenses, unexpected costs, unexpected guests, unwanted guests, unwanted visitors

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Jessica and Paul had to deal with an unwanted guest on their holiday.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a heated argument over who should pay for Cameron’s accommodation. Will you be the hero who steps in to settle the dispute, or will you stir the pot even more for some juicy drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle like Josh did on his holiday. Who needs soap operas when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

MindCraftLuvzOnly – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, AMBITION, Character, Communication, compassion, creativity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, loyalty, MindCraftLuvzOnly, Minecraft, patience, Personality, resilience, sense of humor, smp, supportiveness, Understanding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Secret Passages Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead! Like, the admins are all wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and the players are all like superheroes with super speed and flying powers.

But the best part is the community, bro. Everyone is so chill and funny, like this one dude who tells the craziest jokes about chickens and pigs. And there’s this girl who builds the most insane roller coasters you’ve ever seen, like she’s a literal roller coaster wizard.

And the events, bro, don’t even get me started. We had this one event where we all had to fight a giant dragon made out of TNT, and let me tell you, it was a blast. Literally.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and be part of the most hilarious and awesome community ever, hit me up bro. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise.

Players:	90/800	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Towns Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39