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StitchCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, despised, embarrassed, furious, grown adults, Minecraft, pen, Psycho, Server, shade of grey, StitchCraft, stitching, stuffed toy, suspicion, Thread, Toy, Trust, turtle, worst person

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the weird and wonderful just like James and his stuffed turtle! Join us for a chance to uncover hidden treasures inside random blocks, just like the surprise pen inside that turtle. Who knows what kind of bizarre secrets you’ll discover in our world?

But beware, if you mess with someone’s prized possessions, like James’s turtle, you might just end up in a feud over the shade of grey used for stitching. Our server is full of drama and excitement, just waiting for you to dive in and stir up some trouble.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find your own stuffed turtle to obsess over. Just remember, always ask permission before cutting it open!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2861	New Chunks Explored:	128312
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FiancéFailsToDefendFriend

aita, deluded, Fiance, FiancéFailsToDefendFriend, Friend, friend group, Gamers, high school, hot, insecure, jealous, Justified, KIND, male validation, mean, not defending, passive aggressive, pick me girl, Rude, University

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is nonexistent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Zaira put Emma in her place during a dinner with friends.

Imagine a world where your fiancé’s savage comebacks are the highlight of the night, leaving everyone speechless and in awe. Witness the power of true love and a mean streak like no other as Zaira shuts down any potential threats to your relationship with her fiery words.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of watching drama unfold before your very eyes, all while enjoying some quality gaming time with your friends. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of Zaira’s epic takedowns!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

StereotypedSteve – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, characteristics, cultural stereotypes, image, Individuality, judgments, Labels, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, perceptions, Personal experiences, Personality, preconceived notions, reputation, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-identity, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, StereotypedSteve, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being called a noob just because you haven’t built a giant pixel art of a cat yet? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all levels of building skills! Whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to dig straight down (don’t do that), there’s a place for you here.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where we ride into battle on pigs wearing diamond armor (yes, the pigs, not us). Or how about our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a shelter without being able to see a thing.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making. And remember, no matter what the stereotypes say about you, here you’ll always be welcomed with open arms and a diamond pickaxe.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ZzzCraft: Fast Sleep Methods

avoid screens before bed, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, bedtime stretches, calming music, Comfortable bedding, Deep Breathing, Fast, herbal tea for sleep, lavender oil, limit caffeine, meditation for sleep, Methods, methods to fall asleep quickly, mindfulness for sleep, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep tips, warm bath, white noise, ZzzCraft

Are you tired of counting sheep in Minecraft just to fall asleep? Well, on our server, we have a special potion called the “Sleepytime Elixir” that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Just one sip and you’ll be snoozing in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will tuck you in and read you bedtime stories until you drift off into dreamland. And if you’re lucky, you might even wake up with a diamond under your pillow!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most relaxing and hilarious sleep of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster players who might try to sneak a spider into your bed…sweet dreams!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	3	Animals Bred:	63

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FrenchFryCraft

Abuse, court case, crime, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal confession, criminal intent, criminal trial, domestic violence, DRUGGING, french man, FrenchFryCraft, justice system, legal consequences, legal proceedings, marital rape, rape, sexual assault, Spousal abuse, traumatic experience, Victim

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. We got this French dude who like, drugged his wife so he could have a big ol’ party with all his buddies and they all just, like, took turns, you know? It’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, except it’s all blocky and pixelated.

Join this server if you wanna experience some wild drama and chaos. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of madness in Minecraft, right? Plus, we got some killer builds and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all the scandalous shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the most twisted Minecraft server out there. Come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up storylines and characters. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Bat Battle: Fungus Fiasco

American bats, Bat, bat population, bat species, battle, conservation efforts, Decimated, disease outbreak, ecological balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, Fiasco, fighting back, Fungal infection, fungus, HIBERNATION, North America, research, scientists, white nose syndrome, wildlife conservation, wildlife disease, wildlife management

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungus that’s tryna take over the world of bats. we got scientists in lab coats crafting potions and battling the spores with swords made of diamond. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and bat-saving action. plus, where else can you ride a bat into battle against a giant mushroom boss? join us now and be a hero in the battle against the fungal apocalypse!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

adult content, amazonian, beat off, desire, Dominant, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, sexual pleasure, slut, smp, taboo, Thick, thick thighs, thighs

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	642
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	815257
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Emeralds Found:	3986
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Bee Buzz Coffee Boil – Minecraft Server

#revelation, anger, autistic adults, Bee, BEES, body-tensing, boil, Buzz, coffee, complex emotions, emotions, giddiness, Headaches, joy, Minecraft, neurodivergent, Server, Therapy

come join our minecraft server where the bees are always buzzing and the coffee is always nice in the morning! feel the body-tensing anger boil as you battle your way through our insane challenges and quests. let your complex emotions run wild as you explore our vast world filled with surprises at every turn. we welcome all neurodivergent players with open arms and promise a therapy like no other. join us now and let the giddiness take over!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Earth Belongs Minecraft Server

belonging, Belongs, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Earth, equality, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, racial awareness, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, Racial segregation, racial stereotypes, Server, social construct, societal norms, Stereotypes, Subspecies

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, we don’t discriminate based on race, but we do have a special place for white people who still believe they’re just individuals in a social construct.

Join us if you want to experience a world where everyone else has discovered their true subspecies, whether it’s the majestic Unicorn People or the powerful Dragon Descendants. But don’t worry, our white players can still be whatever they want – even if it’s just a regular old human.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces diversity, while also poking fun at those who refuse to see the truth? Come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself transformed into a magical creature before the day is over!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	393662	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Double Gaming Minecraft SMP

2024.., cat content, double, double price, Gaming, Minecraft, smp, Wholesome

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us in the year 2024 where you can pay double the price for extra “cat content” because who doesn’t love wholesome feline fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our Nether dimension where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in gaming history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8652	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gods Slained:	0