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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9527 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 130 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)