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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Herobrine Sightings: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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