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Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Divine Spears Created: 16 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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