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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Divine Spears Created: 18
Villages Defended: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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