Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you crying like Kelsey? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who want to have a good time without the drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no passive-aggressive comments about not planning enough activities. Plus, we promise not to give you nasty looks or make you sell your concert ticket just because we can’t communicate properly. So why wait? Join our server now and leave the Kelsey-level drama behind!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Star Shards Collected: 144
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

    Sunny Polska Minecraft Server
    Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

    So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Emeralds Found: 1196 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

    Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

    But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Potions Brewed: 80
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

    OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4339
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

    Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors
    yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SoulSteal

    SoulSteal

    Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

    Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

    What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

    Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

    Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

    Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

    Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Mines Excavated: 4539
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PuppyPals Minecraft Server

    PuppyPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

    Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

    So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1518 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Gods Slained: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

    GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

    Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

    Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • DiddyCraft Minecraft Server

    DiddyCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs got arrested in New York?! 😂🚔 Apparently, he was caught griefing someone’s epic castle and the owner called the Minecraft police on him! But don’t worry, Diddy’s attorney says it was all just a big misunderstanding and he’s back to building dope creations with us now. Join our server for the most lit adventures and drama you’ll ever experience! Plus, you never know who might get arrested next! 🔥🤣 #FreeDiddy #MinecraftMadness

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • KremlinCraft: EuroDisinfoWars

    KremlinCraft: EuroDisinfoWars
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a secret russian propaganda center but for gamers? well, this server is like that but way more fun! we got crazy far-right parties in the European Parliament elections, and we even planted disinformation on social media to mess with Ukraine! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and nothing is off limits! come be a part of our twisted world and see where the madness takes you!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Superbug Survival Server

    Superbug Survival Server
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell you why you gotta join this epic server!

    first of all, our server is so dope that even superbugs wanna play on it! yeah, you heard me right, those antimicrobial resistant pathogens are all about that blocky life. they be building houses out of diamond blocks and slaying creepers like nobody’s business.

    not only that, but we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. we’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite armor, and even a dragon egg! if you wanna be the ultimate Minecraft boss, you gotta join our server and raid that base like a pro.

    plus, we got the craziest events you’ve ever seen. last week, we had a build battle where players had to create a giant toilet out of obsidian. it was hilarious seeing everyone’s creative interpretations of a toilet in Minecraft. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on our next event!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a superbug along the way. let’s get blocky, baby!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Blue Mtn SMP

    Blue Mtn SMP

    A simple survival server with active staff and grief protections, part of the Blue Mtn Society network! Hosting paid until Sept 2025, backups and startup is automated – Experience no down times.

    > Simple Rules > Optional PVP enabled > Sell mob drops, farmed items, and ores in /shop > No item purchases – All items have been earned by players > Expand your settlement and wage wars with others with /town > Decreased McMMO leveling > No double drops from McMMO

    https://discord.gg/bluemtn

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Evil Within Minecraft Server

    Evil Within Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Do you crave adventure, danger, and a touch of evil? Then come join our server, where the mobs are extra spooky and the creepers have a wicked sense of humor!

    Embark on quests to uncover the dark secrets of the world, where haunted mansions and cursed temples await. But beware, for the land is ruled by a mischievous Ender Dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    Join forces with other brave souls to battle against the forces of darkness, or go solo and become the ultimate evil overlord. The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience The Evil Within Minecraft server, where every block holds a sinister surprise and every adventure is a thrill ride of terror and laughter!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Enchantments Applied: 275
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • WTF is Wrong Minecraft SMP

    WTF is Wrong Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game like normal human beings? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, being chased by a pack of angry llamas. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for kicks? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dress Your Pig in Drag” day and “Build a Rollercoaster Using Only Obsidian” competition. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes to players who can beat them in a game of musical chairs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3355
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Ores Mined: 7882

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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