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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4560 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5540 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
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