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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 4364 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6752 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 269383 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
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