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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8582 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
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