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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2403 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
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