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Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	298	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Animals Bred:	114	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ores Mined:	4323
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Star Shards Collected:	213
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Votes:	7158	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	694788	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Void Armor Forged:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	4001	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8041	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	762
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ores Mined:	2022	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7490

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1571

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ores Mined:	726
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14