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Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2538
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	113
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Potions Brewed:	91	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	224
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Divine Spears Created:	27
Villages Defended:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Towns Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	7547
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ores Mined:	8809	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

Players:	97/100	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0