| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 3835 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 156 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9963 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 61 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 423 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8659 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1985 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5868 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8287 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 1960 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 538 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 840 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 7233 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| IP Address | softslayer.com |
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Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.
We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉
Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 4321 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.
You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8735 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9948 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).
So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2590 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 86 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Ores Mined: | 9020 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 293 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!
So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8731 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.
So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9852 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Votes: | 4236 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3099 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 995 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 330 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 131 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 242 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| IP | casualminecraft.fun |
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| Bedrock | play.casualminecraft.fun (19132) |
What We’re About: Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.
Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!
Builders Needed: Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1995 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and creativity! We have so many cool features like custom plugins, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. You never know what you’ll find down there, so grab your pickaxe and start digging!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mupill take you on a wild ride of madness and mayhem!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5936 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2699 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 8340 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
We have a unique system where you can trade, sell, or even battle for the most stylish pants in the game. No more struggling to find the right fit, as our virtual tailors will custom-make pants just for you.
But beware, jealousy and insecurities run rampant in our pixelated world. Will you be the one to snatch up the coveted pants before your friend does? Or will you let them try on the pants of your dreams, only to watch them prance around in style?
Join our server now and let the pants party begin! Who knew virtual fashion could be so intense?
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9070 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 586953 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
I mean, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party with creepers and skeletons dancing to dubstep music, it was lit AF! And don’t even get me started on the time I found a village full of villagers who only spoke in memes, it was like living in a real-life meme generator!
Plus, the owner of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how cool is that? He gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off, it’s insane!
So yeah, if you want to experience the most underrated place in Minecraft and have the time of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, LOL.
