| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 9131 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas. It was lit, to say the least.
But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to give hugs. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant rainbow unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those Hololive whores behind and come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 53 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Our server is perfect for those with sensitive skin or anyone who just appreciates the finer things in life (like luxurious toilet paper). We have custom plugins that allow you to craft your own toilet paper rolls and even design your own bathroom oasis.
Don’t be caught in a sticky situation like our friend here, bring your own roll of toilet paper and join our server today! Who knew toilet paper could be such a game-changer in the world of Minecraft? 😉🚽 #SoftAndStrongMinecraftLife
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Our server is perfect for those looking to shed some virtual weight and maintain their in-game physique. Say goodbye to love handles and hello to a slim avatar that can take on any challenge.
Plus, we have a special Japanese-themed area where you can indulge in karaage without the guilt of wasting leftovers. Our server is the perfect place for players who want to enjoy fantastic food without the pressure to eat more than they want.
Join us now and experience a world where portion sizes don’t matter and where you can enjoy all the virtual food you desire without any judgment. It’s time to game and dine in style on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1204 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who share your passion for the bizarre and unconventional. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players can engage in virtual pillow fights with llamas wearing top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your freak flag fly! Who knows, you might just discover a new fetish you never knew you had.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the dance instructors. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the ultimate gaming experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? Time to get your crazy on!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 444 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for a night of horror and hilarity as we carve pumpkins, watch horror movies, and play games that will make you scream (in a good way, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a ghostly player roaming the virtual halls.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the ghost of a griefing player haunts our digital world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Will you be brave enough to face them?
So grab your sword, gather your friends, and join us for a night of terror and laughter. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Muahaha!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 982 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for epic adventures filled with explosive gum-chewing battles, where players must fight to reclaim the lost art of chewing gum from the evil Gumdrop Gang.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Gumdrop Tree, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb its sticky branches. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate gum-chewing champion?
So why has chewing gum fallen out of favor amongst the general population? Because they haven’t experienced the thrill of our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now and chew your way to victory!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9382 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join our server for a chance to dive deep into the inner workings of the human body and battle it out with other players as different organs. Will you be the mighty liver, filtering out toxins like a boss? Or maybe the speedy heart, pumping blood like there’s no tomorrow?
But that’s not all! We also have a special event where you can shrink down to the size of a microbe and explore the vast world of bacteria living inside all of us. Watch out for the evil viruses trying to take over!
So come on down to our server and experience the weird and wacky world of biology like never before. Who knew learning about the human body could be so much fun?
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 176 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
