Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Runes Activated: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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