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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1254 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 3690 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
our server is like a magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds grow on trees. not to mention, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips while trading emeralds.
if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings your praises.
we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. it’s lit, fam.
so, what are you waiting for? join our server and become the trendiest person in all of minecraft land. trust us, it’s totally worth it.