[Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP

#1 player in the universe, an emoji, Beautiful, biggest confirmed singular draw in professional wrestling today, Brat, cheerful, cute, Friendly, funny, has AURA, Minecraft, News, perfect, Pure, Smart, Smooth, smp, Soft, STRONG, superior to Taylor Swift in every way imaginable, supreme talent, the God of Joshi, Tremendous, Uplifting, winner of the Joshi Civil War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Votes:	4335	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

New Minecraft Servers

🤣 Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our top player Iyo Sky(34) is not just a regular player, she is the God of Joshi wrestling, the biggest draw in the universe, and the soon-to-be WWE Women’s World Champion! She’s cute, pure, strong, and has a great butt (yes, that’s important). Plus, she hates aOSU and is a cat enthusiast – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft SMP leader? Join now and become part of the Iyomaniacs, the most uplifting and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet! And remember, we are ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, just like Iyo Sky(34) herself! So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! 🌟🐱💪 #IyomaniacsUnite #MinecraftMadness

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	325684
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
New Chunks Explored:	291686	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Votes:	2901	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchantments Applied:	267	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	7416
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Blood Moons Survived:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crops Grown:	8562	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Towns Built:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	271

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchantments Applied:	68
Runes Activated:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
New Chunks Explored:	766566	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Votes:	3020	Potions Brewed:	98
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1745
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6111	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	212	Animals Bred:	130
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	3377	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.