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  • PreggoProblemsMC

    PreggoProblemsMC
    Are you tired of boring old professors who don’t even tell you when they’re pregnant? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all the professors are expecting and ready to give birth at any moment! Don’t worry, they’ll still grade your research papers while in labor – talk about dedication!

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  • GameCrafters

    GameCrafters
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where creepers ride pigs into battle, where zombies breakdance instead of attacking you, and where you can ride a llama into the sunset while shooting fireworks out of your hands.

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  • FarRightFiascoMC

    FarRightFiascoMC
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the german parliament is, like, debating on banning the far-right AfD party, but instead of boring politics, you can join and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat!

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  • Space Hibernation Fun

    Space Hibernation Fun
    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can activate neurons in mice to change your metabolic rate and go into a hibernation-like state! It’s like, you can reduce your cardiac output, body temperature, and energy expenditure just by playing on this server.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any wedding drama like this! Join us for a wedding-free zone filled with epic adventures and no family members trying to steal the spotlight.

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