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But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Creeper, who dreams of becoming a stand-up comedian but always ends up blowing himself up instead. And let’s not forget about Karen the Ender Dragon, who is constantly demanding to speak to the manager of the Nether realm.

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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