| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4373 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1557 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 5453 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5957 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4516 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 93 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Join us for a world filled with love and support, where you can set boundaries with your blocky best friends and not worry about late-night calls from ex-girlfriends. Our strict guest list policy ensures that only the closest of friends and family are invited, so you won’t have to deal with any unexpected guests showing up in their best pixelated dresses.
So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs exes and best friends causing tension when you can build your dream world without any interference? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 4718 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 787 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2692 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 321240 |
Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village of friendly villagers who are always throwing wild parties and giving out free emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake and puppies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6495 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 175 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
we got figure skaters from all over the world, man. they come here to train and show off their sick moves. but watch out, cuz sometimes they crash and burn, just like that flight carrying figure skaters home from a training camp.
but don’t worry, we got a team of flying unicorns ready to swoop in and save the day. they’ll whisk you away to safety and make sure you’re back on your skates in no time.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the sky’s the limit and the ice is always slippery. you won’t regret it, bro. trust me.
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1847 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 134 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 171 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6259 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7188 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 120 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Votes: | 8413 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 980 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1216 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8463 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6412 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Votes: | 5675 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6488 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9309 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4463 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 36 | Mines Excavated: | 1975 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2207 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2959 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 1528 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 313 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4367 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 468 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1920 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2491 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?
