Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

ADDED, Builder, buttery-smooth, Casual, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Experience, Explorer, flavor, games, Global, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Minecraft, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, shopping, smp, Style, Suggestions, travel, Vanilla, world

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

Discord

Dynamap

Website

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to play on the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Towns Built:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Animals Bred:	46	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Animals Bred:	13	Emeralds Found:	2358
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	218

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Ores Mined:	5513	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Void Gems Collected:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Emeralds Found:	9487
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2