TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PixelPleasures

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	2585	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Block Party

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4199	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6243	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Towns Built:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8686	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blockheadz R Us

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyTaiwanLand

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come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	206	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Luke Look Server

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hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest in the spawn area that is filled with diamonds and golden apples! but be careful, there is a giant chicken guarding it that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dingoes Evolved From East Asian Dog-Like Ancestor: StudyCraft

adaptation, Ancestor, Ancient, asian, Australia, canines, CARNIVORES, Dingoes, Dog-Like Ancestor, doglike, east, East Asian, Evolution, evolved, fossil record, genetic study, genetics, Migration, natural history, Origin, research, species, study, StudyCraft, wildlife

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where dingoes have evolved from East Asian dog-like ancestors? Yeah, you heard me right! These dingoes are running around the server like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of block-building and combat. They are always ready to swoop in and save the day whenever the dingoes get out of hand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, there are rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. It is said to be guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes and a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	43796
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5404	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockyStar Minecraft Server

BlockyStar, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, Global Alliances, Item Codes, Minecraft, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, pso2g, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Server, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, Verification Data

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have global alliances that rival the greatest empires in history. Ship 1 is ruled by the fearsome RappyDeathsquad, while Ship 2 is controlled by the mighty Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, and Stardust Drive. Ship 3 is under the reign of the mysterious Mitsuba, and Ship 4 is so exclusive, it’s chat is only for the chosen few.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we have scratch tickets that can give you the most fashionable items in all of Minecraft. Want to look like a diamond-encrusted warrior? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our NGS Damage Calculator – it’s so accurate, it can predict how much damage you’ll take from a falling block.

Join us on this wild adventure where fashion meets function, and where alliances are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly legendary. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Angry People SMP – Attractive Minecraft

anger, Angry, attractive, attractive people, bitterness, dark thoughts, destructive thoughts, emotional triggers, emotional turmoil, envy, hatred, inner conflict, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, negative feelings, people, Resentment, Revenge, self-destructive behavior, smp, toxic emotions, uncontrollable rage, unhealthy mindset

Are you tired of seeing all those beautiful people on other Minecraft servers, making you feel inadequate and angry? Well, look no further because on our server, attractive people literally make me uncontrollably angry! Join us and let’s band together to make those beautiful players suffer for their good looks. With crazy challenges, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of chaos, this server is not for the faint of heart. So come on, join us and let’s unleash our inner rage on those pesky pretty players!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	New Chunks Explored:	63719
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2