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Putin’s Nightmare Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, fear, Geopolitics, influence, international relations, Just and Fair, Minecraft, Nightmare, peace talks, Politics, power, president, putin, Putins, rhetoric, russia, Server, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, united states, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Star Shards Collected:	266	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even putin would be shaking in his boots? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, a wild zelensky appears! he starts spouting off about how trump’s ‘just and fair’ rhetoric on russia is exactly what putin is afraid of. like, what even is happening, amirite?

but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to hang out with zelensky and talk politics while you mine, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.

so come join us on this server, where the drama is real and the adventures are endless. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet putin himself (jk, that’s not gonna happen). but seriously, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Tusk vs Musk: Blocky Banter

afd, banter, blocky, controversy, criticises, criticism, european union, far-right party, germany, Government, leadership, Musk, OMINOUS, pm, Poland, Polish, Politics, public speaking, Rally, remarks, Speech, Tusk

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so many crazy things happening like pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha slide. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a talking parrot named Larry. Larry told the player that if they joined our server, they would become the ruler of the land and have all the power in the world.

so come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your life! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). let’s build, mine, and laugh until our sides hurt. see you there, buddy!

BreakupCraft: Trauma Edition

Adults, brain development, BreakupCraft, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, early adversity, Edition, emotional resilience., emotional trauma, emotional well being, later-life stressors, lower hippocampal brain volume, mental health, neuroscience, psychological effects, Psychology, relationships, Romantic breakups, stress impact, Trauma, Trauma recovery

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4648	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u forget all about ur childhood trauma and breakups? well, look no further cuz our server is the cure for all ur problems!

we have found that playing on our server actually increases the size of ur hippocampus, so say goodbye to all those pesky brain volume issues. and get this, if u have gone through a breakup AND childhood trauma, playing on our server will actually reverse the effects and make u feel like a new person.

we have crazy stories of players who joined our server and suddenly became millionaires in real life, all thanks to the power of our minecraft world. u never know what kind of magical things will happen when u join our server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and start living ur best life now! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, am i right?

2b2e

2b2e, 2b2e timeline, 2b2t bedrock, 5 years, Anarchy, bedrock, Clans, Hannec, historians, Incursions, mega bases, pony town, Spawn Castle, Spawn Parties, Strong anticheat, UTOPIA Skybase

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2169	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	2b2e.org
Features	Proper anti-cheat system Mega bases and clans Rich 5-year history
IP	2b2e.org
Port	19132

FAQs

1. Is the server suitable for players who enjoy anarchy gameplay?

Yes, the server is an anarchy server that caters to players who enjoy this type of gameplay. It has a proper anti-cheat system in place to maintain the balance and prevent cheating.

2. Are there any mega bases or clans on the server?

Yes, there are multiple mega bases and clans on the server, including UTOPIA Skybase, Pony Town, Hannec, and the Spawn Castle. These can also be found on YouTube.

3. How long has the server been running?

The server has a rich 5-year history and has never been reset. It also has a large community of historians who keep track of the server’s events.

Mystic RealmCraft 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Bing, DING, mystic, Np9EtRwJR9A, realmcraft, tilidding, tilidingdin, tilidingding, tilidingting, tilitildingdinjg, watch

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn rainbow explosion in your face! Like, imagine if your grandma’s knitting needles were actually laser beams shooting out rainbows, that’s how epic this server is!

You’ll be mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battling zombie chickens with lightsabers made of cheese, and building a castle out of marshmallows and dreams.

And the best part? The server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who communicate in Morse code through dubstep remixes of Justin Bieber songs.

So come join us and experience the most mind-bending, pants-wetting, reality-questioning Minecraft server of all time! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! Wooooo!

GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut

age gap, awkward encounters, boundary setting, embarrassing situation, family drama, friend hangouts, generational differences, grandma’s pool, GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut, High schoolers, Inappropriate Behavior, mixed group, naked woman, old lady bits, pool etiquette, social awkwardness, summer fun, swim day, teenage tantrum, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Buildings Constructed:	39
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring pool parties with no surprises? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected guests, like the naked old lady who just wants to feel “youthful and freeing” by swimming with high schoolers.

Imagine the chaos as you try to enjoy a swim day with your friends, only to have your grandma’s friends crash the party in the most outrageous way possible. But don’t worry, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises unforgettable moments and crazy stories to tell, join us now! Just remember, no old naked ladies allowed in our virtual pool.

BedroomBlundersMC SMP

accident, awkward, BEDROOM, BedroomBlundersMC, bloopers, blunder, clumsy, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, hilarious, humor, Incident, laughable, mishap, mishaps, mistake, silly, slip-up, smp, unexpected

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Lol, okay so like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your Minecraft bedroom, mining some diamonds and stuff, and then BOOM! A creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your bed! Haha, total bedroom mishap, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have a special anti-creeper bed protection system, so you can sleep soundly without any explosions. Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP experience ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we all dance like crazy while wearing diamond armor. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together!

PixelatedPanic

changing demographics, changing values, cultural shifts, Disappearance, disappearing customs, disappearing habits, disappearing industries, disappearing practices, disappearing skills, disappearing traditions, environmental degradation, evolving attitudes, evolving beliefs, PixelatedPanic, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities, societal awareness, societal changes, societal evolution, technological advancements, vanishing landmarks

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ores Mined:	6559

Remember when people used to think the Earth was flat? Well, that’s nothing compared to what’s been disappearing over the last 20 years on our server! Join us and witness the gradual disappearance of gravity itself! That’s right, on our server, you can float around like a majestic Minecraft unicorn, defying all laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where every Tuesday, all the mobs in the game turn into delicious tacos for you to feast on. It’s a fiesta like no other!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon, where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Legend has it, if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the weirdest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

CraftyKremlinWars

Alliance, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWars, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!

AwkwardPenguin EmpathyCraft

adolescents, AwkwardPenguin, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional development, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, emotional sensitivity, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Grief, Human Behavior, mental health, older adults, Psychologists, psychology research, Sadness, sensitivity, social empathy, social pain, social psychology, social situations, young adults

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so, like, this minecraft server is the bomb dot com for all you young adults out there who are sensitive and stuff. we got you covered with all the good vibes and support you need, cuz we know you feel things more deeply than those old farts and angsty teens. join us for a safe space to express your feelings and make friends who get you. plus, we have the most lit virtual parties and events to distract you from all that social pain. come on, join us and let’s be sensitive together! #feels #minecrafttherapy #youngadultsquad

Sylph-Tech

2025, andesite age, Automation, Bosses, Discord, efforts, Exploration, Ip:, January 5th., Join, long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Progression, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures, world

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

Q: When did the world start?

A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5787	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	508
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

Players:	90/700	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Farms Harvested:	971
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1