Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow explosion of fabulousness! Join our eternal trap/trans/femboy/twink thread for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fabulous Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world where traps, femboys, and twinks ruled the land. Together, they built a glittery empire filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless parties. And guess what? You can be a part of this fabulous adventure too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons where you can battle fierce drag queens and sassy fairies for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond-studded high heels of power! Trust me, you’ll be strutting your stuff like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our eternal trap/trans/femboy/twink thread and let your fabulousness shine brighter than a beacon in the night. Who knows, you might just find your inner diva along the way!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 426
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Dimension Hops: 11 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Falling into the Void: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 114 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6028 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 452
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Potions Brewed: 185
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Potions Brewed: 134 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 98
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

    We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BabyCraftLand

    BabyCraftLand
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

    Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

    But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

    So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 9973
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Emeralds Found: 5119
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Awkwardly Normal

    Awkwardly Normal
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • HezbollahHaterCraft

    HezbollahHaterCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    Minecraft Server Information

    IP Address mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord invite link Discord Invite Link
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    Overview

    The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

    Features

    • The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
    • Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
    • Player-created shops for trading
    • Teleport commands for easy navigation
    • Land-claiming system for player protection
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
    • Part of a growing network with additional server options

    Rules

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Don’t be the reason for new rules
    9. Use common sense

    FAQ

    Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

    A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

    Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

    A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

    Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

    A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

    Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

    A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

    Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

    A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3501 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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