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Players: 94/600 Votes: 1186
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Emeralds Found: 1241
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where equal rights equal fights! Join us for a wild and wacky time filled with unexpected punches and emotional rollercoasters.

Our server is a safe space for all, including our transgender friends who may just want to show off their manly punches. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (unless you end up in tears, then maybe take a break in the garden to cry it out).

Come join us for a game of Minecraft where the punches are just as unexpected as the plot twists in a telenovela. Who knows, you might even uncover some childhood trauma along the way (just make sure to handle it with care, unlike our friend who hit a little too hard).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate equal rights equal fights showdown. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone starts crying.

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  • PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

    PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 7241
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2241 Magic Items Found: 5411
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1945 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

    But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

    So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

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  • FlightSeatSwapDrama

    FlightSeatSwapDrama
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 7076
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Magic Items Found: 7727
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

    But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

    Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

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  • DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

    DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 9541
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 332 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 2526
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

    We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

    BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 7642
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Star Shards Collected: 127

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

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  • Brainy Block Busters

    Brainy Block Busters
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 9622
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

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  • StunnerNetwork

    StunnerNetwork
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 5716
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

    stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

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  • Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

    Whispered Secrets 1.20.6
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 9445
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Magic Items Found: 5436
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • ShowerCraftNoBFs

    ShowerCraftNoBFs
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 287
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

    Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

    No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

    Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

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  • BodySwapCraft

    BodySwapCraft
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 7585
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

    Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 3458
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Buildings Constructed: 16
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2409 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 124 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

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  • MineTrumpBorderTroop

    MineTrumpBorderTroop
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 2099
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

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  • Plastic Brainz R Us

    Plastic Brainz R Us
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 7834
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8596 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Meteorite Armor Created: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

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  • Rolium

    Rolium
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 4466
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Enchantments Applied: 253

    New Minecraft Servers

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    https://discord.gg/roliumgen

    rolium.net

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  • Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

    Respectful Explorer 1.20.5
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 1570
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Falling into the Void: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

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