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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the creepers dance to dubstep all day long. why join? well let me tell ya, our server is run by a bunch of llamas who are secretly aliens in disguise. they will take you on wild adventures to the moon and back, where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie chickens.

plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where you can boogie with skeletons and party with endermen. we also have a giant floating castle made entirely of cheese, because why not?

so come on down to our wacky minecraft server and join the fun! just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re not as cute as they seem.

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  • Reverie SMP

    Reverie SMP

    Welcome to Reverie SMP Minecraft Server

    Key FeaturesDescription
    Near Vanilla GameplayNo /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Keeping close to Minecraft’s original magic with HermitCraft style additions.
    CoreProtectGrief and theft are easily reversible thanks to this plugin.
    Proximity ChatOption for players, not a requirement.
    Experienced StaffTeam has experience running similar servers.
    DynMapPlanned feature release, keep an eye out!
    Server EventsHosting events like movie nights, build battles, challenges, etc.
    Activity SystemVisual system for player preferences while playing.
    Supporter PerksPurely cosmetic/QOL, no pay to win.

    Server Specs

    AMD Ryzen 5600X | 64GB of RAM | 2x500GB NVMe SSD | Virginia, US Server

    FAQ

    Why should I choose Reverie SMP?

    Reverie SMP offers a friendly, mature community for adults inspired by servers like HermitCraft and Empires SMP. We strive to provide a welcoming environment with near-vanilla gameplay and various features to enhance your experience.

    How do I join Reverie SMP?

    To join Reverie SMP, visit our Discord server at discord.reveriesmp.com and follow the application process.

    Are there any pay-to-win aspects on Reverie SMP?

    No, supporter perks on Reverie SMP are purely cosmetic or quality of life enhancements. We do not offer any pay-to-win features on the server.

    What kind of events can I expect on Reverie SMP?

    We plan to host various server events, including movie nights, D&D sessions, build battles, challenges, and more. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

    Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • Pixel Threads Kids

    Pixel Threads Kids
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

    Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

    Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

    So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

    ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

    And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

    So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

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  • CraftyLifeChanger

    CraftyLifeChanger
    Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance battles and maybe you’ll even earn their trust to ride on their backs as they gallop through the pixelated sunset.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is the limit and the only rule is to have fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in the Minecraft universe.

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