yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got transgender people who are actually transformers in disguise! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and suddenly one of ur buddies turns into a freakin robot and starts fighting off creepers with laser beams shootin outta their eyes! it’s like a sci-fi movie come to life, bro! plus, we got flying pigs that poop out golden apples and a secret underground base where u can ride on the back of a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u ain’t never seen a minecraft server like this before! join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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