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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8675 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 131 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.
Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.
So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!