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Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	144	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5326

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	4761	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	90	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	471098
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	25

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9660	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Farms Harvested:	688
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Votes:	2418	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	240	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5209	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dimension Hops:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	90/700	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Crops Grown:	6132	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21