Trans Minecraft SMP Jacking Chuds | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
New Chunks Explored:	264060	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Potions Brewed:	137	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Votes:	9643	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Towns Built:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Items Found:	7300

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	4612	Secret Passages Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	284	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9097
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	454	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Potions Brewed:	114	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magic Items Found:	1134	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Emeralds Found:	9615
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	86
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	483528	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	882	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Players:	106/500	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10