hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well i got the perfect place for u! come join our server where we offer the most epic withdrawal treatment using short acting opioids, ketamine, and other crazy meds!

we promise u will have a blast as u mine, build, and fight off creepers while also getting the best treatment for ur tranq dope withdrawal! u won’t find this kind of treatment anywhere else, trust me!

join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures as u journey through our server. who knows, u might even find a hidden treasure filled with diamonds and emeralds! so what r u waiting for? come join us now and let the fun begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
Dragons Tamed: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • WeddingBellsGoneWrong

    WeddingBellsGoneWrong
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and pettiness of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without any toxic friends trying to sabotage your relationships. Our server is a drama-free zone where the only thing blowing up is TNT, not your friendships.

    Forget about Save The Dates for weddings you don’t want to attend – on our server, the only date you need to worry about is the release date for the next update. Plus, we promise that none of our players will talk smack about you behind your back or try to set you up with their friends.

    So come join us for a hilarious and lighthearted Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about the real world drama. Who needs fake friends when you have a whole community of blocky buddies waiting to play with you? See you on the server!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BouillonCraft Minecraft Server

    BouillonCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a horde of zombie chickens attack you! But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame them and ride them into battle!

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base filled with fortified bouillon cubes that give you superpowers? Yeah, you heard me right. Eat one of those bad boys and you’ll be flying around the map like a superhero!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Defeat him in battle and he’ll grant you three wishes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • HezbollahBeeperCraft

    HezbollahBeeperCraft
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can bee a part of an epic adventure? well, this server is the place to bee! we got more drama than a beehive, more action than a swarm of angry bees, and more fun than a bee party!

    join us and u can be part of the epic tale of the hezbollah beeper operation. we got spies, secret codes, and beeping beepers galore. u’ll be on the edge of ur seat as u navigate through the treacherous world of espionage and intrigue.

    plus, we got the best bee-themed builds u’ve ever seen. from giant beehives to buzzing bee farms, this server is a bee-lover’s dream come true. so come join us and bee a part of something truly buzz-worthy. trust us, u won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Debate: Harris & Trump on Science

    Crafty Debate: Harris & Trump on Science
    so, like, u know how science is like, super important and stuff? well, on this server, we take science to a whole new level! we got potions that make u fly like a bird, and redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind!

    our players are like, super smart and always coming up with crazy experiments and inventions. one time, someone built a working rocket ship and flew to the moon! true story, bro.

    plus, we got this epic debate arena where players can argue about all things science-related. harris and trump even popped in once to chat about climate change and space exploration. it was wild, lemme tell ya.

    so, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on over and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CupidMC

    CupidMC

    CupidMC is a Survival Server that is currently in Beta! We offer so many cool things such as Daily Keyalls, Events, Giveaways, Free To Play Ranks, Giveaways, FlyTime, and Much more to come soon!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Runes Activated: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PublicEvo Minecraft server

    PublicEvo Minecraft server

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    Welcome! This server is dedicated to version 1.5.2, to remember the old days. The server strives to convey vanilla gameplay. There are no privates, but this does not mean that you can break the rules. Also, there are no donations. There will never be a wipe. The server has been operating since May 14, 2023. We wish you a pleasant time on our server!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Farms Harvested: 723
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server

    Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!

    Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7861 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP

    Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total chaos zone! We have players who build giant toilets instead of houses, and others who ride pigs into battle like knights of the round table.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.

    So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BdayVacayMC Server

    BdayVacayMC Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value sharing and teamwork…unlike this guy’s girlfriend who refused to share her European vacation with him! 🙄

    Join our server for a chance to actually be featured and appreciated, unlike this poor soul who didn’t even make it onto his partner’s Instagram feed. We promise to showcase your builds, adventures, and victories for the whole world to see!

    Don’t be like this guy, feeling left out and unappreciated. Join our server and bask in the glory of being recognized and celebrated for all your hard work. Who needs a partner who won’t even share a vacation when you can have a whole community cheering you on in Minecraft? 😂

    So come on over and join us for a truly sharing and caring experience. Plus, we promise not to dismiss you like this guy’s girlfriend did to him. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! 🌟

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Crops Grown: 1785
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 250 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • NoStrangersInMyHouseMC

    NoStrangersInMyHouseMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is like a community group for gamers, where strangers can come stay overnight in your virtual home!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of inviting total strangers to your Minecraft house, just like in real life! Forget about safety concerns, because who needs background checks when you can have a fun and chaotic time with random players?

    Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your hospitality skills and make new friends (or enemies) in the Minecraft world. Join now and see if you’re the ultimate host in our virtual community!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 801972 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Dimension Hops: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Love Me Minecraft Server

    Love Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

    Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

    2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

    3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

    4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

    5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BusStopBattles

    BusStopBattles
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and experience the crazy adventures of a 24-year-old female living with her adult sister who just can’t seem to get her act together. Watch as they navigate through life in a city with outrageous rent prices and a 45-minute commute to work.

    But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as the sisters argue over who should give the other a ride to the bus stop, all while dealing with the roommate who just wants to avoid conflict at all costs.

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find this level of hilarious chaos and absurdity? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Towns Built: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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