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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9130 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 3133 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs at your enemies. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mythical unicorn army that roams the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.