Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Emeralds Found: 9335
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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