Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Emeralds Found: 1038 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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