Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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