Tranny Janny’s Crafty Server

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Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyCarFiasco

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Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

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Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2842	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crops Grown:	7733	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

> Be Me Minecraft Server

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> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Power of Rings SMP

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Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NoRegretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	1220
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

WeirdoCraft

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Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Secret Passages Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

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lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Crops Grown:	4012
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with less dragons and more enchantments! Join the fun today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the discord and follow the instructions provided to set up your nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks.
Can I join an already created nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join an already created nation by contacting the leaders of that nation through the discord channel.
What are Geopolitical resources and how do they work?	Geopolitical resources in the game can be conquered through in-game camps and used to expand the power and territory of your nation.
Is there a list of all available plugins on the server?	Yes, the server uses plugins such as Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants for enhanced gameplay.
How can I get whitelisted to join the server?	To get whitelisted, you need to join the discord channel and request whitelist access from the server staff who will guide you through the process.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular hollows in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have BAN KAI hollows that will blow your mind! Join now to experience the epic battles and crazy adventures that come with facing off against these insane creatures. Who knows, you might even unlock your own BAN KAI powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Join us now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	7100	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

All Might Pizza Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to All Might Pizza, where we serve up slices of justice and extra cheese! Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to Detroit Smash your tastebuds with our legendary pizza creations.

But wait, there’s more! Rub elbows with pro-heroes like Ochako and witness epic love hotel shenanigans with Kacchan, Iida, and Todoroki. Who needs a hero license when you can have a slice of the action in our crazy world?

Don’t worry if you’re not invited to the love hotel, there’s plenty of fun to be had in our SMP. Build your own hero base, battle mobs with your superpowers, and maybe even discover the secret recipe for All Might’s pizza sauce.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at All Might Pizza SMP for a Plus Ultra day of adventure and laughter!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockyBedBuddies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special challenge where you have to build a love shack with your Minecraft crush and get it on in the most unusual place possible! From the top of a giant cactus to the depths of the Nether, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to win the title of the most creative love shack builder in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyRedFlagz

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Hey gamers of Reddit, ever been on a date with a guy who thinks diamonds are useless in Minecraft? That’s a major red flag! But fear not, because on our server, we worship diamonds like they’re the rarest treasure in the world. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find your diamond-loving soulmate along the way. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a full set of enchanted diamond armor, am I right? So come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

WarriorsCraft Minecraft Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a cancelled film screening at the zurich film festival! we got russians at war, we got explosions, we got chaos galore! who needs a film festival when you can witness all the action in game?! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you have short term memory loss, in which case, join again for the first time)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.