Tranny Janny’s Crafty Server

Crafty, derogatory terms, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Do your job, fucking, harmful language, Hate Speech, Inappropriate Behavior, Janny, jannys, LGBTQ, Marginalized, offensive language, Server, toxic environment, tranny, Transgender, unacceptable behavior, useless, workplace harassment

Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	148
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

asset management, capital preservation, financial loss, financial markets, investment decisions, investment portfolio, investment strategy, liquidated, liquidated position, market analysis, market conditions, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, risk assessment, risk management, risk tolerance, short selling, shorty, smp, stock market, trading discipline, trading psychology, trading strategy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	8896	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LootCraft Minecraft Server

autism program, emotional control, emotional needs, expensive laptop, family dynamics, financial aid, financial burden, gaming laptop, gift, high school, Job, Lootcraft, Minecraft, needs vs wants, saving money, second hand, Selfishness, sensory overload, Server, sibling support, Siblings, socializing, Therapy

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5335
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

Boundaries, career goals, children, Cohabitation, Coliving, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Decision making, Discussing, Expectations, family, finances, future plans, household responsibilities, living together, love, LoveNest, partner, personal space, Pets, relationship, smp, Trust

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyCarFiasco

Advanced technology, Aerial vehicles, air travel, autonomous vehicles, CraftyCarFiasco, flying cars, flying vehicles, future innovations, future of travel, future predictions, future technology, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic transportation, futuristic vehicles, innovation, science fiction, self driving cars, technological advancements, Transportation, transportation technology, Urban mobility

Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

aerosol, baby, Chemicals, creeper, developmental effects, E-Cigarette, hazard, health risks, immune system damage, Land, long-term effects, maternal health, Mice, nicotine, Pregnancy, Pregnant, public health, research, residue, secondhand exposure, surfaces, unborn babies, vape, Vaping

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Animals Bred:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

> Be Me Minecraft Server

awkward situations, Be me, guys with their lovers, handsome af, happen to you, mate guard, Minecraft, not interested in used goods, Server

> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Power of Rings SMP

bad writing, biggest pile of shit, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing ending, disappointing sequel, frustrating, lackluster, poorly executed, power, Rings, rings of power, ruined series, s2, smp, terrible acting, terrible character development, terrible plot, unwatchable, Waste of time, wasted potential, worst episode ever, Yesterday’s episode

Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Star Shards Collected:	83
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NoRegretsMC SMP

cherished memories, creating new memories, Exciting adventures, first time experiences, fresh starts, memorable events, new beginnings, NoRegretsMC, Nostalgia, precious moments, re-experiencing magic, recapturing wonder, recreating happiness, rekindling joy, reliving memories, reliving the past, revisiting the past, sentimental journeys, smp, special occasions, treasured experiences, unforgettable moments

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WeirdoCraft

bizarre actions, bizarre school incidents, eccentric classmate, eccentric schoolmate, odd school moments, odd student, peculiar incidents, peculiar kid, quirky student, School days, school memories, strange behavior, strange school memories, unforgettable moments, unforgettable school encounters, unforgettable school experiences, unique classmate, unusual behavior, weird kid, weird school stories, WeirdoCraft

Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Towns Built:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

accident, Chinese, Classified, Defense, defense department, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, Military, military technology, naval operations, Navy, nuclear attack submarine, nukecraft, sank, SECURITY, Server, SINK, submarine warfare, swim, Technology, U.S. officials, Underwater

lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Towns Built:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

BlockyBandits, brutality, charity funds, Conflict, crime, extremism, gaza, Gazan mother, Hamas, Hamas terrorists, injustice, LAUGHING, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, Palestinian, Raiding, Terrorism, terrorists, Tragedy, Victim, violence

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7735	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

bisphenol, Blood, breast milk, Chemicals, consumer safety, contamination, environmental pollution, food packaging, hair, health risks, human blood, humans, Industrial Chemicals, metals, milk, PFAS, phthalates, public health, toxic compounds, ToxicCraft, toxicology, Toxins, volatile organic compounds

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	243
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with less dragons and more enchantments! Join the fun today!

beginner kit, Buildings, Conquer, CrazyEnchants, Discord, dragons, Dynmap, Enchantments, Essentials, Facebook Page, Fun, Game, Government, Griefprevention, income, Iperios, Join, Laws, meets, Message, Minecraft, Ranks, Resources, Silkspawner, smp, Staffer, Starter information, Support, Territories, Thrones, Today

Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the discord and follow the instructions provided to set up your nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks.
Can I join an already created nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join an already created nation by contacting the leaders of that nation through the discord channel.
What are Geopolitical resources and how do they work?	Geopolitical resources in the game can be conquered through in-game camps and used to expand the power and territory of your nation.
Is there a list of all available plugins on the server?	Yes, the server uses plugins such as Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants for enhanced gameplay.
How can I get whitelisted to join the server?	To get whitelisted, you need to join the discord channel and request whitelist access from the server staff who will guide you through the process.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	166	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Ban, Bleach, ichigo, is.., kai, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PALS, PIXEL, Problem, regular hollow, rukia, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Supernatural, Tite Kubo, Zanpakuto

Are you tired of boring old regular hollows in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have BAN KAI hollows that will blow your mind! Join now to experience the epic battles and crazy adventures that come with facing off against these insane creatures. Who knows, you might even unlock your own BAN KAI powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Join us now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	4383	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.