Tranny Janny’s Crafty Server

Crafty, derogatory terms, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Do your job, fucking, harmful language, Hate Speech, Inappropriate Behavior, Janny, jannys, LGBTQ, Marginalized, offensive language, Server, toxic environment, tranny, Transgender, unacceptable behavior, useless, workplace harassment

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8999	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crops Grown:	5233

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Nitro Farm Fun!

agricultural innovation, agricultural practices, agricultural sustainability, Agricultural Technology, agriculture, China, crop production, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, Farm, farmland, Fun, Huang-Huai-Hai Region, land management, Nitro, nitrogen use efficiency, nutrient management, research, soil health, Sustainable development, sustainable farming, water quality

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Towns Built:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151

So, liek, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da best farmland in da whole dang Huang-Huai-Hai Region, China! Our crops be growin’ so fast, it’s like magic! U gonna be rollin’ in dem diamonds in no time, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our research shows dat dis farmland also helps reduce dem environmental impacts, like whoa! We’re savin’ da planet, one block at a time. So come on down and join us for some epic adventures and sustainable agriculture, cuz why not? Let’s get diggin’!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, cherry blossom biome, Community Events, Conquest, Custom Enchants, Discord, electricity, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP battles, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.21
Features	Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

How do backpack upgrades work?

Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

What are custom enchantments?

Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

Can I automate tasks on the server?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Gods Slained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Farms Harvested:	306
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	6139
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7644

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Star Shards Collected:	190
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Animals Bred:	49

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

1.21.4, perceive, vast

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mines Excavated:	2270
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

DormRoomDefense

air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	4420

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!