Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Magic Items Found: 3847 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Crops Grown: 8517

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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