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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1477 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 326310 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 8720 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.
Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!