Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even players with a limp in their left leg due to a wild playground incident can find a home! We understand the struggle of not being able to stand for more than 10 minutes without a cane, so we provide virtual chairs for everyone to sit on while playing.

Join us and experience epic train rides where you can confront entitled old ladies and show them who’s boss. Show off your walking cane in-game to prove your disability and gain respect from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life situations?

So come on over to our server and let’s all yell at annoying NPCs together, because sometimes you just gotta teach them a lesson, even if it means looking like a dick in the process. See you in-game, where the drama is just as entertaining as the gameplay!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Star Shards Collected: 99
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY